Get Revenge U Haul
Like many others, I have had very poor experiences with U-Haul. Reservations are meaningless to this company - - - unless YOU are the one who doesn’t show. And then they’re more than happy to charge your credit card for breach of the rental contract. We can sit around and complain about these jerks, but they’re never going to change because they just don’t care. So let’s think of some fun ways to get revenge:
*Rent a truck with insurance coverage. While you’re still in the parking lot, lock the doors, put the transmission in neutral, and press the accelerator to the floor until the engine throws a rod or otherwise self-destructs. Get out of the truck, say the throttle stuck and you didn’t know what to do. Smile and leave.
*Same tactic as above but drive the truck somewhere before you destroy the engine so they have to get the truck towed back to the shop.
*Same tactic as above but throw some sand in the engine oil before you start the truck.
*Rent a truck with insurance coverage. Park it in a really lousy neighborhood with the doors unlocked and the key in the ignition. Call U-Haul, report the truck as being stolen, and leave.
I’m sure there are lots of people out there with other creative suggestions. I encourage everyone to contribute to possible revenge methods. These bastards deserve to suffer.
Tags: rental contract, transmission
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